Sunday, 20 June 2010

Manly update

I really can't be bothered with a long post today, especially as I slowly realise very few people are actually reading my blog. Which is understandable, I never bother to read it.
So today just a quick update on my manliness. It's more or less gone. I can no longer sit without crossing my legs. And this week, for the first time, I casually used the word fabulous.
I don't know what's next. My ironic use of make-up and nail polish is seeming a lot less ironic.
No matter how much I watch the football and even when I talk about it afterwards it doesn't seem to help. The only thing left to do is have a barbecue and impregnate some woman.

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