Sunday, 27 February 2011

Oh look a guest post! Oh wait, it's just Livvy again.

So, the time has come again where I can't be bothered to do a post so tell Livvy to. You may remember her from last year's "Algar in Wonderland" series. Whatever that was about. Unfortunately for you, Livvy isn't me, so lacks that awesomeness I have. For that reason you might want to not read this post. Then again, the fact I'm the one writing it normally hasn't stopped you reading this blog, so I guess quality isn't your favourite thing. Anyway, without further ado (ado? Is that how you spell it?) here is Livvy's post:



Hello. Somehow I've been pressured in to writing Algar's blog this week. After completing a series of Alice in Wonderland adaptations, Algar was obviously so impressed by my blog writing skills that he felt it was only necessary to ask if I'd write another post. So, here it is.



Unfortunately I have neither the time or the patience to write anything of great, or even good standard, so I asked Algar if he had any suggestions. I can't remember the exact conversation, but it started with comedic values of disability etc. etc.

Anyway, speaking of funny disabled people, here's a list things that Algar and I have done which are hilarious. (Most of these things happened whilst we were at school. I've now left, but I can assure anyone reading this that any comedic standard is lowered when trapped in such an environment.)





1. Rapped an entire conversation on MSN lasting over 40 minutes. Although trying to sound 'gangster', it had a 'Goldie Lookin' Chain' feel about it. For anyone who's not sure, here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXzFp1lshBE. Have a listen.



2. Played 'Killing in the Name' very loudly out of the window into one of the outside areas during a break time at school to subliminally tell people to buy the song in order to get it to Number One for Christmas 2009. A teacher from the other building came into the Sixth Form to complain. None of our teachers believed them, so we got away with it.



3. Spontaneously burst into our own rendition of 'Beauty School Drop Out' from Greece. Ours was called 'Digital Derrick', a song about a man who was employed by our school to improve the use of technology. We made the song, then he left. It was a terrible shame, he was ever so funny.





4. Successfully managed to convince a class mate that I saw a UFO. When we told him it was a joke, he went insane. I don't think I've witnessed such anger over a white lie in my entire life.



Okay I'm bored of doing this list now, let's talk about something else. Do you want to know what's good? Miami by Foals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q20edZvMLvA - Listen to it.



I think I should stop now before I completely ruin Algar's blog beyond repair. I'm too distracted by the fact Birmingham City may well beat Arsenal in the Carling Cup, and that'd make me a very, very unhappy bean. The score is currently 1 - 1 at 61 minutes. It's terrible. Anyway I'm going to go and watch the rest of it. Bye. 

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